by Seneca Zachery
(South Beloit, IL U.S.A.)
Gluten Tag. My name is Neno Black. I'm almost 11 years old and let me tell you, just because my cataracts are forming doesn't mean I can't run and jump with the best of em'.
Let me tell you a story...Picture it...Illinois....September...2003. I went home with my new mom and instantly I knew I was her first dog because she thought crate training was mean. I learned real quick how to unroll the toilet paper, spreading it all over the house, and anything left on the 4 foot kitchen counters like loaves of bread. My mom tried her best to "puppy proof" the house.I may only be 12 inches tall but to this day I have a vertical leap that could compete with Michael Jordan.
Oh those were the days. I've calmed down in my 60 plus human years but I still occasionally like to snatch a loaf of bread off the counter for old time sake just to feel the plastic on my tongue. Truth be told I don't like the taste of the bread or the plastic so I don't eat it but I love to lick and tear at it. Now I mostly enjoy quiet time with my family, playing fetch, and squeaking my squirrel.
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